Sunday, 31 January 2016

Week 43 in London

Week 43: 25 - 31 January 2016

Tuesday felt quite unusual as it was Australia Day back home and it seemed a bit like we were missing out on something. We went off to work, because we didn’t want people to think we were “taking the piss”. You know, like those people who always take Australian holidays but then also want time off for Greek Easter and Chinese New Year as well. In some ways it felt as though due to us coming across here on our own free will, to be so far away from Australia, we weren't entitled to celebrate the same as everyone else.


Nevertheless, lots of the Aussies across London came together with several large gatherings throughout the capital. Lauren and Adam spent their final night in London at an Australia Day party with Lauren’s friend until the early hours of the morning.

If you were to think about the number one selling dish from nearly every pub and RSL club brasserie across Australia (disclaimer: sales figures not verified), a truly symbolic bogan food - it would have to be chicken parmigiana. Unfortunately for the inner bogans within us, the old parmi doesn't exist in the UK. Stranger still, it wasn't until we came abroad that we learned some Australians refer to it as a parma. They seem to be from Queensland and Victoria mostly. Curious folk. Home made parmigianas we had. Not as big as one from the club, but still fan-bloody-tastic.


We woke on Wednesday morning to an empty house, Lauren and Adam had left for the airport already and unfortunately we’d only just missed them. On the Sunday just gone during our housemate search, we’d met a Kiwi couple called Molly and Nathan who we’d clicked well with. Our flat does have 2 bedrooms, although one of them is quite petite. Molly and Nathan were interested in the bigger room, so we spent Wednesday evening condensing our belongings and swapping over to the smaller room.

Molly and Nathan moved in on Thursday, meanwhile Brendan went out for dinner with work to Chiltern Firehouse. Chiltern Firehouse is one of the most hyped restaurants in London at the moment, rumoured to be a hot spot for celebrities. Apparently Lindsay Lohan has been, but who knows whether she has any memory of it. It seemed like a decent amount of the menu was either raw or only part cooked, an interesting concept but the food was still exceptional.

On Saturday, we paid a visit to St Paul’s Cathedral, the 111 metre high dome of which is renowned across the city. Photos and phones are forbidden in this big house of God - several tourists were told off during our visit. Entering the huge cathedral floor, you first reach The Nave and are afforded a view right down the full length of the cathedral. We roamed the Cathedral Floor, taking in the colourful Biblical artworks high up on the walls and ceilings. Many of these were made of mosaic tiles.


After roaming the floor, we headed upstairs to the Galleries. 257 stairs up the dome, the Whispering Gallery has a diameter of approximately 33 metres and looks down upon the Cathedral Floor. The name is said to have derived from the Gallery’s strange and inadvertent acoustics - if two people stand on opposite sides of the circular gallery and one puts their ear to the wall while the other whispers to the wall, the person listening can apparently hear. Although there were too many people there for us to test this effectively, you could definitely hear people talking even though we weren't really near anyone.

Another 119 narrow and meandering stairs up (total 376 from the Cathedral Floor), we reached the Stone Gallery, the first of two Gallerys that encircles the outside of the dome.

152 stairs higher still, and we reached the peak - the Golden Gallery. The Golden Gallery is a total of 528 stairs or 85 metres above the Cathedral Floor. This Gallery level is quite narrow to walk around, but allows you to take in unobstructed views across the London skyline.



We wrapped up the weekend with a late Sunday brunch after 2pm at Brickwood in Clapham, which is one of three Australian/New Zealand influenced Brickwood cafes.

Meanwhile back in Australia, Brad was wrestling snakes. They relocated this very much still alive carpet python from Roslyn’s pop’s house to another property with a rodent problem. Eugh *shudder*.


Highlights for the week:
- Australia Day
- Home made chicken parmigiana
- Lauren and Adam moved out to head back to Australia :(
- Swapped bedrooms
- Molly and Nathan moved in :)
- Brendan’s dinner at Chiltern Firehouse
- Visited St Paul’s Cathedral and climbed all 528 stairs to the top
- 2pm brunch on Sunday




Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Week 42 in London

Week 42: 18 - 24 January 2016

It was down to the final few days of the #PenningsFirstEuroTrip, so Roslyn took Monday to Wednesday off work to play guide for Brad, Suella and Adam.

On Monday they went for a drive to Dover, two hours south east of London. Dover is a major port linking England to France and is famous for its white cliffs. These chalk faced cliffs reach up to 110 metres high, and Brad brought a sample home from their stroll.

The following day, Roslyn took them across to Covent Garden to browse the markets and observe the street performers. As part of Suella's birthday present, she and Roslyn went to afternoon tea at The Ritz, a five star hotel near Buckingham Palace. Meanwhile, Brad and Adam went for some last minute souvenir shopping.





That evening we took the car for its final spin back to the return location, and then across to the Tower of London for the Ceremony of the Keys. This is the traditional locking of the tower by the Yeoman Warders, often referred to Beefeaters, and has been taking place for 700 years. At 9:30pm, we were escorted into the Tower complex by one of the Yeoman Warders, who was quite theatrical and entertaining considering the ancient formalities that were about to unfold.

There is a strict no cameras and no phones policy - unfortunately we have no photos from the evening. Apparently the ceremony has never been photographed, to make it more "special" for visitors. As we waited outside Traitor's Gate, we were given an overview of the history of the Tower itself, as well as what would occur during the ceremony.

At exactly 9:52pm the Chief Yeoman Warder comes out of the Byward Tower, dressed in red, carrying a candle lantern in one hand and the Queen’s Keys in the other hand. He meets four foot guards at the Traitor's Gate, and they escort him throughout the ceremony. We remained where we were, as they cavalry walked in step to the outer iron gates. They then return, locking the oak gates closer within the Tower. As they return they are challenged by a soldier lying in wait, to ensure that they are not invaders. The entire ceremony is over by 10:05pm, and all visitors are escorted back out.



Wednesday was the Pennings' final day abroad, and aside from packing up and trying to make space in their bags for the things they'd purchased over here, Roslyn took them across to Hyde Park. Lunch was at the Serpentine Bar and Kitchen, a glass walled cafe perched on the edge of the lake. The Pennings struck it lucky with the weather throughout their stay, although cold the sun was out and shining which made it ideal for getting out and exploring. With this, Roslyn and Adam hired Boris bikes and went for a ride around the park while Brad and Suella stayed at the cafe.



For their final evening, we stayed at the Hilton Garden Inn at Heathrow Airport. We rose on Thursday morning, and headed across to the terminal. We went for breakfast and sat around dragging out the remaining time we had for as long as possible. Eventually, it was time to say goodbye and as we watched Brad, Suella and Adam pass through security at around 10:30am, we knew the holiday was over :( We headed off to work but within five minutes of arriving, Roslyn's boss said that she should go and work from home for the afternoon.



Fast forward to Saturday, and Roslyn had a travel trade show, Excursions 2016, at Alexandra Palace, known affectionately as Ally Pally.

While we were away on the cruise, Adam and Lauren had revealed to us the unfortunate news that they'd decided to move back to Australia. Sunday afternoon was filled with us meeting potential new housemates.

Highlights for the week:
- Day trip drive to Dover (Pennings)
- Covent Garden (Pennings)
- Afternoon tea at The Ritz (Suella and Roslyn)
- Ceremony of the Keys at Tower of London
- Hyde Park, lunch at Serpentine Bar and Kitchen (Pennings)
- Boris bike riding through Hyde Park (Adam and Roslyn)
- Overnight stay at the Hilton Hotel
- End of the Penning's holiday, departure for Australia
- Roslyn worked on the travel trade show at Excursions, at Alexandra Palace
- New housemate hunting

Tuesday, 19 January 2016

Week 41 in London and Bourton-on-the-Water, Cotswolds Gloucestershire

Week 41: 11 - 17 January 2016

It was back to London and back to work for us, leaving the Pennings to explore London on their own. On Monday they boarded a hop on hop off bus tour, the same as we did all the way back in Week 4.

The bus tour also includes a ticket for a river cruise, which we they went on the next day. They also visited the Tower of London on Tuesday, where the Crown Jewels are housed.

When we hired a car back in June and went to Stonehenge, we collected it from Gatwick airport and drove from there meaning that we avoided the congested and narrow streets of central London. On Wednesday, they also hired a car to drive out to Stonehenge, except that they arranged the pickup from Victoria station. Victoria is in one of the most central areas of London; probably not somewhere you’d want to navigate on your first time driving in the UK. Nevertheless, they made it to Stonehenge and back in the silver Focus that sported number plates with a great letter combination for both Brad and Brendan.


On Thursday the car was left at home and they went to the Changing the Guard ceremony at Buckingham Palace, then over for lunch with Brendan. After lunch they hit the shops once more, heading to Harrods.

To gain a further insight into the history of London’s, on Friday they went to The London Dungeons. An indoor walkthrough experience, the Dungeon recreates and explains various events from London’s sinister past in a humorous style. Lunch today was with Roslyn at Borough Market.

For dinner, we all met at the Harvey Nichols department store in Knightsbridge to go to Burger & Lobster up on the 5th floor. For a restaurant in a high-end department store, it actually offers surprisingly good value even if the entire menu is spelled out in the name. For £20, your choices are a beef burger, lobster or lobster roll. Between the five of us, we all had the lobster and it was exceptional!


Following on from dinner we went and checked out Lumiere, a brand new light festival of a similar theme to Vivid in Sydney. As the official promotional company for London, Roslyn’s work was one of the major founding partners of the festival.


On Saturday morning we headed across to Camden Markets to the second outlet of the Cereal Killer Café. We had a Chocopottomus, which contained Coco Pops, Krave (another chocolate cereal), a Kinder chocolate hippo and chocolate milk.

That evening, Brad and Suella went to a Fawlty Towers themed dinner show, while we took Adam along to a Wetherspoon’s for a cheap and cheerful pub dinner. Afterwards, we strolled down to Westminster Abbey to see it illuminated as part of Lumiere.



A road trip was in order on Sunday, out to the picturesque village of Bourton-on-the-Water, in the Coltswolds district of Gloucestershire. As we were out packing the car, we discovered that overnight there had been snow with a small dusting across the car. We went back inside to continue getting ready and at the time we were ready to leave, it was lightly snowing once more. There was enough to make a small snowman - not quite our white Christmas, but the closest we were going to get!





We bundled ourselves into the car and set off. London’s traffic, road rules and driver behaviour are different to Australia, and with Brad behind the wheel our journey was at times truly terrifying. Fortunately as we headed further out of London, the narrow and congested streets became straight open motorways, and the dense grey of the urban areas turned into vast open fields covered in snow. Somehow, we arrived alive in Bourton-on-the-Water after about two and a half hours, just in time for lunch.



Bourton-on-the-Water encases nearly all the stereotypes of a picturesque English village, a little river running through town bordered by weeping willow trees, sandstone buildings, and plenty of green open space around the village centre. It is only quite a small village, and being still quite early in the year many of the stores hadn’t yet reopened after the Christmas/New Year closure period.

The Duke of Wellington came highly recommended by Trip Advisor, and is just what you’d expect a charming old English pub to be. The pub has a great outdoor deck area, backing onto the river and under a canopy of trees. Unfortunately for us, the weather for most of the day was an on-going unpleasant drizzle so we remained inside for our meal.

After lunch, we went for a brief wander around the area and into some of the gift shops. Next door to the The Duke of Wellington is the Cotswold Motoring Museum & Toy Collection, where the yellow super hero car Brum lives. The museum was closed on the day of our visit, and so Brendan was unable to relive one of his fond childhood memories.



With little else to see and the weather pushing us towards somewhere warmer, we piled back into the car and returned to London.

Highlights for the week:
- Hop on hop off bus tour (Pennings)
- River cruise along River Thames (Pennings)
- Tower of London (Pennings)
- Day trip drive out to Stonehenge (Pennings)
- Changing the Guard ceremony (Pennings)
- Lunch with Brendan
- The London Dungeons (Pennings)
- Lunch with Roslyn
- Dinner at Burger & Lobster
- Lumiere light festival
- Camden Markets
- Cereal Killer Café
- Fawlty Towers themed dinner show (Brad and Suella)
- Day trip drive out to Bourton-on-the-Water
- Snow!



Tuesday, 12 January 2016

Reykjavik, Iceland

Wednesday 6th January 2016:

After packing up our Airbnb apartment, we headed back out to Charles de Gaulle airport with our expectations set for freezing conditions in Iceland. Adam rode the travellator handrail part of the way because walking is too mainstream.

Landing at Keflavik International Airport, we caught our first glimpses of snow either side of the runway. Keflavik International Airport is located around 45 minutes out of Reykjavik and so after we’d collected our baggage, we headed outside to the bus transfer and had our first run-in with the powerful, ice cold winds.

Up until only recently, Iceland’s main industry was fishing. In the last few years, tourism has overtaken it and part of that can surely be attributed to the northern lights or 'Aurora borealis’. The lights are caused by electrically charged particles from the sun colliding with gaseous particles in the Earth’s atmosphere. The best time of year to see the lights is during winter, and while there are forecasts conducted to measure the likelihood of the lights appearing, it is impossible to know whether they will come out. Over the course of our stay, a significant amount of time was spent checking up on the forecast.

Iceland has quite a strange cycle of daylight - in winter there is only around 5 hours of light a day, while in summer it is light for the majority of the day. By the time we arrived in town at nearly 6pm, it was dark enough to be considered the middle of the night. Brad was determined to see the northern lights, and had already booked us on a tour for the night of our arrival, but unfortunately due to cloud cover it had been cancelled and so we went straight onto our accommodation, Reykjavik4you Apartments. That night, we went to the grocery store nearby and discovered skyr, a bit like an Icelandic version of yogurt, which went on to become a staple snack during our stay.

The next morning, we awoke to complete darkness yet it was after 8am. Suella and Brad went off to a day spa and so we were left to explore the city with Adam, once the sun had risen after 11am. The city centre of Reykjavik isn’t very large, so this wasn’t really that hard. Brad was convinced that the Icelanders regularly eat puffin (a bird) and minke whale, so we wandered from the apartment checking out the restaurant menus as we went by. Through the streets and down towards the sea, the difference in the weather once we stepped out of the built up area was just incredible. Crossing the street from the urban area to the Harpa concert and conference centre, the howling wind was insanely powerful - it was hard to stay upright and you definitely needed to keep a firm hold onto any loose possessions. We went in and sat down for hot chocolates, dreading the thought of going back outside.


For the last few months, Brad had been in contact with the staff from What’s On, one of the Reykjavik’s tourism offices (for some reason, this small city has a multitude of different tourism offices…). We all met at the What’s On office, to book a few day trips as well as suss out what our chances were of seeing the northern lights over the coming days. The forecast was showing that tonight it was on! With limited daylight remaining, we went for lunch, wandered the main street and then returned to the apartment. The apartment smelled a bit weird, which we realised later was due to the sulphur in the hot water. Iceland is a world leader in renewable energy, and much of the country is powered by geothermal energy and the naturally hot spring water.

At around 10pm, the shuttle bus arrived to take us on our northern lights tour. Optimal conditions for seeing the lights are clear skies, with minimal cloud cover and light pollution and so the location the excursion takes you to view is always different. Apparently the lights are up to 380 kilometres above the earth, and an old wives’ tale is that pregnant women should not look at the lights otherwise they will end up with a cross-eyed baby. After driving for around an hour out of the city, we arrived at our destination. Brad had a tripod borrowed from someone back home, and so we all moved over to a prime piece of land, changed the camera settings as per what we’d read and been advised on the bus, and Brad got the camera and tripod set up. The lights looked promising, there was a feint glow in the skies but the strong winds were also freezing cold. It only took one gust to spell the end of it all.

The camera and tripod started to fall and as Brad reached out to grab them, tripped over the back pack at his feet and landed on top of the camera and tripod. Even though we were all standing close together, in the total darkness none of us could really see what was happening other than hear things tumble to the ground and Brad saying “I’m right, I’m right". Fumbling around, we gathered up Brad and the camera equipment and tried to put it back together. The sight of the tripod with its bent legs, which had now been divided into a bi-pod and a mono-pod, coupled with Brad trying to convince us that it was still ok was uncontrollably funny. By this time, the small glimpse of light had failed to become anything more spectacular and a little after midnight we were all ushered back onto the bus into town. The good thing about most of the northern lights tour operators is that if you don’t get to see the lights or only see a fleeting glimpse, like we did, they welcome you to rebook for another night for free.

On Friday, we woke once again in the “early” hours (circa 8am) of morning darkness set for a day out on one of Iceland’s most popular routes, the Golden Circle tour. The key attractions of this 254 kilometre round trip are Þingvellir national park, Gullfoss waterfall and Geysir hot spring area, plus our tour with Sterna Travel also included a visit to a natural geothermal swimming pool. The tour bus only seated around 20 people, making for a nice small group size. Our driver explained that Iceland covers a relatively large (for Europe anyway…) area of around 100,000 sq km and yet 2/3 of the entire population lives in the south-western region near Reykjavik.

We were still a bit fatigued from being out at the northern lights the night before, but the scenery was too impressive to miss out on. Our first stop was at Þingvellir (the Icelandic letter Þ (uppercase) or þ (lowercase) is pronounced ‘th’), where the old Viking parliament was founded. Þingvellir is a national park and Unesco world heritage site, where two tectonic plates are slowly drifting apart thereby creating some sensational geography. The rising sun at 11:30am cast a stunning glow over the mountains, scenic waterways and vast expanses of snow. The driver dropped us at the visitors centre, and we then walked around 15 minutes along a track through the park to where he was stopped to collect us once more.


Back on the bus and onto the Geysir hot spring area, where we were to see the erupting hot spring Stokkur. Fortunately for us in the horrendously cold and windy conditions, Stokkur spurts every 8 minutes on average and can spray up to 20 metres high, so we didn’t have to wait around for too long to see it. Across the road in the visitors centre, we were keen to get some hot food.



The next stop was the Gullfoss waterfall (aka Golden falls), Iceland’s best known and most iconic waterfall. Once again, our driver dropped us at the visitors centre and we were left to walk down the hill towards the falls where he would meet us at the bottom. This powerful waterfall is fed by the melting glaciers, and carries up to 2000m3 of water per second. As beautiful as this waterfall was, the wind atop the walls of the canyon were also insanely strong and very very cold. Luckily, next up was the naturally warm waters of the Secret Lagoon geothermal pool.


At the opposite end of the spectrum to the world famous luxury Blue Lagoon, the Secret Lagoon is very natural, with minimal amenities. This makes it quite unique and helps feel a bit more authentically Icelandic. The Secret Lagoon is the oldest swimming pool in Iceland, dating back to 1891. The water is 36 – 40°C year round and so the worst bit is getting from the change room into the water and then the return back again. The facilities are fairly basic, consisting of change rooms with showers, a dining area and decking leading out to the pool, but this helps retain that classic feel.


After bathing in the sulfuric waters for a while, it was time to get out and get ready to return to the bus. Suella and Brad got out first, and Suella headed straight in for the change rooms, leaving Brad to talk to another lady on our tour. Distracted by conversation, he detoured from the non-slip mats and came crashing down. Roslyn, Adam and Brendan were still in the water and not really watching closely, but out of the corner of Brendan’s eye he saw Brad standing there one second and gone the next. With a worried gasp from the woman Brad had been talking to, we looked down to see Brad in the midst of his slip, still bouncing off the deck. It seemed that on this trip, he was seeing lots of Iceland from a low altitude. With most of the people in the pool now turned around to see what the commotion was, Brad stood up and proclaimed “ah, its slippery just there”. If National Lampoon’s were to make an updated movie, Brad would be frontrunner to be cast as Clark Griswald. The next part really is the icing on the cake of this story (you can’t make this sort of stuff up). He headed inside to the change rooms and, as we found out later, in his dazed state wandered into the women’s by mistake!

We arrived back in town, and unfortunately the forecast for the northern lights wasn’t good and the tour had been called off. For dinner, we wandered down to an Icelandic tapas restaurant that served plenty of signature Icelandic dishes, both good and also some that were less than appetizing (think rotten shark).

Our menu comprised of Icelandic sea trout, garlic lobster tails, pan-fried blue ling, grilled lamb, teriyaki beef and the Icelandic delicacies of smoked puffin and minke whale. Surprisingly, the puffin didn’t really taste like chicken or any other type of poultry, while the whale was quite tender and had a good flavour, similar to beef. With all the publicity surrounding whaling, we felt a bit morally torn about eating it, but then again minke aren’t endangered…

Saturday was our last full day in Iceland. Brad and Suella stayed in Reykjavik for the day, while the three of us “kids” went on a South Coast tour to fulfil Brendan’s desire of seeing a glacier. The South Coast tour travels through one of Iceland’s biggest volcano regions, and along the way we got to walk along a black sand beach, touch a glacier, and stand behind a waterfall.

Driving along, our guide explained how mass floods are always a threat, due to subglacial volcanoes which are literally just volcanoes covered by a glacier. The volcanic eruption and flow of hot lava causes the overlying ice to melt. In early 2010, there were several earthquakes around the area, and then in April 2010 the subglacial volcano Eyjafjallajökull (pronounced kind of like "I feel like a yogurt") erupted for the first time in 200 years. Water turns lava into ash, which resulted in ash exploding 9 kilometres into the atmosphere, and the melting ice led to flooding. In this time, there was significant disruption to aircraft and nobody knew how long it was going to go on for. Apparently the previous eruption 200 years ago lasted for 3 years! Fortunately the 2010 eruptions only lasted for five weeks. Another one of the volcanoes, Katla, last erupted in 1918 and until then had been doing so every 50 years on average. Ash from Katla, has been found as far away as Asia and so its next eruption is overdue and has the potential to affect the whole world.

The first stop on our day out was the extremely photogenic Skógafoss waterfall, which has been widely used in TV and film. There is a walking track that leads you up a steep staircase to a viewing platform right over the top of the waterfall, and looks out over the vast flat landscape – much of which was once the ocean floor.



There are a few signals that suggest Iceland’s tourism has boomed quicker than even the Icelandic people could have expected. Accompanying amenities such as toilets, a café or gift shop are either minimal, or absent altogether from the majority of the tourist hotspots. This is both a good thing and a bad thing, depending on how you look at it. Perhaps it has to do with the fact that a very high percentage of Iceland’s tourist attractions are nature based, although it will be interesting to see whether they become commercialised in the future.

For our lunch stop we arrived at Reynisfjara, the black sand beach. If the outside temperature alone wasn’t enough to put you off, the waves and ocean current are so strong here that it isn’t a beach you’d want to swim at. Reynisfjara and its neighbouring basalt formations and caves are reputed to be an amazing sight. On a nice day, they probably are. The overcast sky, light drizzle and howling cold winds (did we mention that the winds in Iceland are cold?), made it all seem dark and gloomy. Even trying to capture a photo that made it look appealing proved troublesome. At least the sand doesn’t blow up and sting your legs.


Next, we drove around to Cape Dyrhólaey, the headland at the other end of the beach. The view from up here across the landscape, taking in the ocean, black beach and varying topography was great but the 93 km/h wind speed meant we didn’t stay too long. One lady on her walk back to the bus appeared to get blown over by a strong gust, although the loose gravel she stumbled on didn't help either. Lucky Brad didn’t come today because given his recent track record, it probably would have been him on the ground.


The Sólheimajökull glacier is an amazing sight, and yet also a shocking casualty of global warming. Since 1995, the glacier has been retreating at a rate of 50-100 metres per year. On the drive in, we went past a large car park and café that seemed to be located in a rather odd spot, because there was nothing nearby. Our guide explained that when the café opened in 1999, the glacier was just in front of it. Since then, the roadway has been extended and the car park moved another couple of hundred metres away to make them closer to the glacier. Yet when we visited, it was still a further 10 minute hike from the bus until we reached the glacier. The walk was made more exciting, although slightly complicated, by the snow storm we faced trying to get there!


The glacier itself when viewed up close is a luminous blue colour. Brendan touched the glacier, but nobody was game enough to put their tongue on it.



Our final stop, on the way back to Reykjavik, was at Seljalandsfoss – a waterfall that you can walk behind.


This proved to be more of an obstacle course than a leisurely and magical stroll behind a cascading waterfall. The pathway leading to the falls was covered in super slippery ice, but we managed to get through and stand behind the fall.


There were two options that presented themselves for the return to the bus - turn around and try to navigate the icy path again, or continue rock climbing ahead to go down the stairs on the other side. We went for the second option, there were people in front of us who'd done it - how hard could it be?

We managed to overcome the first challenge of climbing up the wet and slippery rocks, and then discovered that a thick layer of ice covered the platform leading to the stairs. The safety rail preventing us from plummeting over the cliff edge and into the water below was a bit of rope tied between a few pretty loose timber stakes. We sat down on the ice and edged out way towards the stairs, finding that they too were mostly covered in ice. A bumpy ride to the bottom it was going to be for us, and a comedy of errors for others.

The sturdy rope-around-a-stake safety rail also sided the length of the stairs. Even sliding slowly down the stairs, we nearly slipped completely off the edge a few times.

A few of the people behind us were clearly not interested in sliding down on their behinds, and soon learned the error of their ways. One guy who was attempting to walk down the stairs slipped over the side, smacked his head on a rock and slid the rest of the way down. The "safety rails" didn't save him because he slid straight under it. He got up at the bottom and didn't seem too worried. Luckily for him, the spot where he went over was a steep grassy hill as opposed to the rocky cliff that we'd carefully scooted past at the top.

Closer to the bottom of the stairs another guy tried to pass us, and he too quickly went like an out of control human toboggan over the side and down to the foot of the hill.

Once we'd finally reached the bottom of the stairs, we thought we were home safe. But the bus was on the other side of the stream, across a bridge. The pathway and bridge had a fairly minor gradient but were also covered in a layer of ice. The sensation of having no real stability while walking on a surface that is almost flat was a little reminiscent of the first time skiing.

Eventually we made it back onto the bus, muddy and wet, and returned to Reykjavik. This was our final night in Iceland and our last chance to see the northern lights.

The forecast for tonight was looking good as well, and the tour was on. This time we were taken out to Þingvellir national park. Like two nights prior, there was a feint glow of light developing when we first arrived. It took a little while, but gradually several glowing circles of light formed from behind the mountains.


Most people would probably be unaware, as we were until our visit, that the light you see with your eyes is very different to photos captured by a camera. While photographs show vivid colours, the light we saw with our eyes were white with a slight green tinge.

The glowing circles turned into columns of light in a fairly short space of time. They started gently but noticeably moving along the horizon, drawing plenty of oohs and aahs from the crowd.

Eventually the lights faded and so we were directed back to the bus after midnight. The driver had only just started the engine when he turned it off again and we were let back out. The lights had returned and were looking even more impressive than before, swirled across the night sky.


The final day, we strolled up to the architecturally intriguing and skyline dominating Hallgrímskirkja church. This church is fairly modern, having only been completed in 1986. The tower stands 73 metres tall, much higher than anything surrounding and so from up here we were afforded views in every direction across the city.


Highlights:
- Snow and powerful winds at the airport
- Total darkness by our arrival in town at 6pm
- Ate lots of skyr
- Sunrise not until after 11am
- Brad and Suella visited a day spa
- Harpa concert and conference centre
- Northern lights tour on Thursday night
- Brad fell over and broke the tripod before it had been used for anything significant
- Golden Circle tour
- Þingvellir national park, stunning sunrise at 11:30am
- Geysir hot spring area, saw Stokkur erupt
- Gullfoss waterfall
- Secret Lagoon
- Brad’s second tumble, then wandered into the women’s change rooms
- Icelandic tapas, ate puffin and minke whale
- South Coast tour
- Skógafoss waterfall
- Reynisfjara black sand beach and basalt formations
- Cape Dyrhólaey
- Sólheimajökull glacier
- Snow storm walking to the glacier
- Seljalandsfoss waterfall
- Precariously sliding down stairs on our bums
- Second northern lights tour on Saturday night
- Hallgrímskirkja church





Wednesday, 6 January 2016

Paris, France - Take II

Sunday 3rd January 2016:

We awoke on Sunday morning for our final feed from the breakfast buffet, before we had to disembark the ship. Back to Barcelona airport, and onto our flight to Paris Charles de Gaulle airport.

Getting off the plane and out of the airport was quite a long and strange rigmarole. We exited the plane and were loaded into a shuttle bus that drove a short distance, and then pulled over and stopped. And there we stayed for about half an hour. The driver didn't even seem to know why we'd been held there. Once we were eventually allowed off the bus and into the terminal, we then had to join a large group of other people being held behind divider tapes. Every five or so minutes, staff would let a small group through and then hold the rest back. Finally we were allowed to proceed to immigration and onto baggage claim where we discovered that the rest of the airport was like a ghost town. Perhaps it was all due to the recent tragic events in Paris, although there didn't seem to be any explanation or anything that we could see that was causing the delays.

Into a taxi and towards the city, Brendan attempted to converse in a limited amount of French, but the driver wasn't having any of it. From Uber and now to Airbnb, we really were breaking new ground with Brad, Suella and Adam. Airbnb is essentially a modern take on holiday rental properties, most people will rent out their whole furnished property, while others might only offer up a spare bedroom in the family home. We had the whole 2 bedroom apartment to ourselves at the Airbnb we stayed at, perfectly located with shops and restaurants at the end of the street, five minutes walk to two different metro stations and only about 20 minutes’ walk to the Eiffel Tower.


Due to the delays at the airport, by the time we'd unpacked in the apartment it was dinner time. We wandered up the street to a nearby restaurant, and ordered escargot for an entree (Brad and Suella wouldn't eat any though), and Brendan had steak tartare (pronounced like tar-tah), which according to Google, is a dish consisting of raw minced beef mixed with egg, onion and other seasonings. After dinner, we walked over to the Eiffel Tower for the hourly sparkling lights.


On Monday, we wandered in the daylight to the Eiffel Tower, to board our hop on hop off bus tour circuit of the city. First we did a full round of the circuit.

We passed the Hôtel National des Invalides, commissioned by Louis XIV as a military complex serving as a home and hospital for wounded soldiers. Today, the complex houses an army museum, and parts are still used by the military.



We rounded the impressive Palais Garnier opera house and departed the bus for a snack. 


Back in the bus, and the drive took us through the narrow arches into the open central courtyard of the Musée du Louvre by the glass pyramids. By the River Seine the bus stopped and we all entered into the grand Notre-Dame, something Roslyn and I ran out of time to do when we were here back in April.



Onto the bus once again, and we were taken along the River Seine, around the obelisk at Place de la Concorde and up the world famous Champs Élysées shopping street to the Arc de Triomphe. After watching the chaos of the roundabout that the Arc makes up, we went through the underpass to pop up in the middle underneath the Arc. 


Brad is forever a keen shopper and so away from the Arc and down the Champs Élysées is where we were next headed. We entered into Toyota's European flagship showroom, and there was an 86 set up as a race simulator where Brendan, Adam and Brad went head to head. Brendan hasn’t been behind the wheel of a car in many, many months and although he spent more time off the road than on, still managed the fastest lap time. Just like driving to open homes ;) 



Now becoming dark, we picked up macarons from Ladurée and headed back to the apartment. We discovered Monopoly and started a game. This was the French version of the more updated “Here and Now”, where the traditional game has been modernised for today’s lifestyle and cost of living. Each player starts with $15,000,000 instead of the original game’s meagre $1,500. Paper notes have been replaced with credit card and all transactions are carried out through a card machine. Also, if you land on a property and don’t fancy paying the asking price, the banker takes it to auction! As it was the French version, we had to use a translation app on our phones to figure out whether we were supposed to be in jail, paying exorbitant taxes or passing go to collect $2,000.

We awoke on Tuesday with plans to be more cultured, and have a look through the Musée du Louvre. As it turns out, the museum is closed on Tuesdays and so we were left to simply admire the huge architectural splendour of the museum. Inside the shopping centre below the Louvre, there is also an inverted version of the well known glass pyramid.


At 3pm we were booked in for a walking tour and ascent of the Eiffel Tower. The low temperatures and cold winds of today did not make for the most pleasant conditions to be climbing this 324 metre icon. Roslyn had booked tickets for the guided tour up to the second floor, and also paid for additional access to the 276 metre high third floor summit. Although you can take the stairs to the first and second floors, the guide took us up the lift. The views from the 115 metre high second floor are amazing. The guide told us that the tower is painted by hand every 7 years, and throughout its life time has been a reddish brown colour, as well as bright yellow, before becoming the current brown that the Parisians like to refer to as bronze. For much of its early life, many Parisians thought it was an eyesore and wanted it pulled down. Indeed it was initially only supposed to stay standing for 20 years. From its completion in 1189 until 1929, it was the tallest building in the world


At the conclusion of the tour, we set off in search of access to the third floor summit. Following the signs around, there didn’t seem to be any clear defined access point and we wound up doing a full circuit of the second floor and ending up back where we started. When Brendan asked for directions at the gift shop, the snooty staff laughed at him and said it had been closed for maintenance for several weeks and would be closed for a few more. By this time, our guide had made a sly exit and was long gone, and we were left holding tickets with no validity or value. A strongly worded email from Roslyn to the tour company followed.


With nowhere to go up, we descended the down to the first floor – Brad and Suella via the lift, Brendan, Roslyn and Adam by the stairs. As it is nearest to the ground the first floor has the largest floor area, and was recently rejuvenated to include multiple facilities including cafes and conference/function rooms along with a partial section of transparent glass floor and an ice skating rink! Brendan and Adam got their skates on. 


We returned to the apartment and concluded the Monopoly game from the night before – how the might can fall! Having purchased everything he landed on, Adam held the largest portfolio. Suella had spent a lot of time in jail and so hadn’t managed to buy many properties, although subsequently she did still hold a lot of her original funds. Similar to Adam, Roslyn had a sizable portfolio in the mid and upper end of the board. Brendan only held 3 properties, but after taking the risk of building a few houses on each was on the up and up. The final 2 came down to Brendan and Roslyn, Brendan having absorbed both Adam’s and Suella’s holdings. Brendan had the greater number of properties but Roslyn’s had more hotels and her properties commanded higher rent – whoever landed on the others was going to be out.

And so it was, that after 2 nights the final roll of the dice landed Roslyn onto one of Brendan’s hotels, clearing her out and making Brendan (who had never played a full game of Monopoly to completion) the winner, netting over $33,000,000

Highlights:
- First Airbnb stay - can highly recommend this one
- Ate escargot and steak tartare
- Sparkling Eiffel Tower
- Hop on hop off bus tour
- Hôtel National des Invalides military complex
- Palais Garnier opera house
- Notre-Dame
- Arc de Triomphe
- Champs Élysées
- Race car driving in Toyota's European flagship showroom
- Ate Ladurée macarons
- Musée du Louvre
- Ascended the Eiffel Tower 115 m to the second floor (but not the summit) :(
- Ice skating on the Eiffel Tower
- Electronic Monopoly